27 4 / 2013
“So you’re telling me you’ll spray the entire prison for just $1 a month?”
“My word is my bond, sir!”
“…Due to the fact that the state wouldn’t bond me.”
“…Or insure me.”
01 4 / 2013
It’s becoming increasingly clear to me that, though I didn’t think about this at the time, I probably started a blog because I need somewhere to vent my boundless rage that is not random people’s Facebook walls. I mean, one thing among the many thousands of things that are guaranteed to raise my blood pressure is when folks get all “the internet isn’t real, and it’s not a viable platform for communication,” but also like, Facebook fights are dumb, I’m supposed to be an adult now.
So here’s the thing that got me all het up this week: gay marriage.
Specifically, these goddamn things:
I’m very sympathetic to this critique.
23 12 / 2012